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Dear Reader,
I am James; I make videos, I write blogs, I record music, and I don't bite. And you should follow me.
Bests Wishes,
James Pope
P.S..... okay sometimes I bite ;)

Sunday, July 1, 2012

When sex, isn't sex.... wait what?


In the name of the fatherless son, and the wholly spiritless James Pope.
May my grace be with all of you.

In today's mass I would like to talk with you all about sex, or possibly a lack there of....

Recently upon entering my place of work, I was approached by two of my female co-workers who stated that they, “needed my male expertise on a subject,” to which I replied, “Well I am a man expert, so lets hear it.”
We dealt with the immediate customers in the store, and then retreated to the back to engage in their query. The question was posed to me as such: (nearly verbatim)

(For the sake of hiding their identities, I will refer to my co-workers numerically.)
Girl 1: So, you know when two guys have sex, there's like *a crude hand signal was made... intercourse?

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Perception of Me


In the name of the fatherless son, and the wholly spiritless James Pope.
May my grace be with each one of you.

In this week's mass, I would like to speak with you all about a truly wonderful topic; me.

Anyone out there enjoy people watching? I love observing social situations. Analyzing large diverse groups of human beings interacting, all with their own individual ticks and behaviors.
Most of us enjoy this type of activity, but the majority of our nation has too short of an attention span to enjoy watching people in real life. Too short to even take notice of the numerous interesting interactions taking place, say... right in front of them while in line at the grocery store. So instead they flush their minds with fictitious people watching, in the form of the reality entertainment that infests a large portion of cable programming.

Friday, July 15, 2011

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today..."

So I just got back from a day out at my friend, Dre's house. I was getting some recording done mostly. But while I was there at one point enjoying some perfectly legal medicinal rips, some of the guys there were discussing a pair of jeans that they wanted to purchase off of Dre. They kept slinging offers at him giving different combinations of dates and times that they could pay him different amounts of money for the jeans.

At this point I thought of Wimpy from Popeye and his old saying, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheesburger today," it seemed fitting with the different long term payment plans that everyone was coming up with for Dre.

.... but amidst my medicinally induced hazy perception I couldn't quite remember the quote correctly. First I turned to a girl there and asked her... she remembered in general, but couldn't quite remember

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Welcome



I just started three blogs tonight. It is something that I have been working on for a while, different ideas in different departments.

I have, over the past few weeks, been becoming more familiar with blogging, and the blogging community. I've always wanted to get involved, but it was another social medium that I had to learn and figure out, I didn't want to come in with the same old topics, as on my YouTube channel, but I didn't want to abandon what I came on the internet to do.